Today, I was hanging out with some of my mates, and I smiled widely. One of them stopped in mid sentence, and said “Wow, you have nice teeth!” and I said “Thanks.” she came back with “I don’t know how you’re British.” I don’t know whether to be offended or proud of my teeth, MLIB
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+88 points after 114 votes
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Today, I realized that even though I have lost my accent by living in America over the years, that whenever I visit my parents, it comes back, MLIB
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+19 points after 25 votes
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Today, I was thinking that I moved to America from Newcastle five years ago. I’ve since been told that I’m Irish, Welsh, Scottish, and Australian. Americans suck, MLIB
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+55 points after 193 votes
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Today, I noticed while reading these the voice in my head did not have a British accent, I’m British. MLIB
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+135 points after 195 votes
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Today, I realised Americans think our accents are stereotypically posh, whereas we stereotype it as scummy, like Manc. MLIB
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+133 points after 173 votes
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Today, I found this site and realised that I am not alone in loving sarcasm and real chips, MLIB
Today, I found out only true British people know what marmite is, MLIB
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+151 points after 253 votes
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Today, I couldn’t help but notice the irony of the ‘.com’ in this site’s name, instead of ‘.co.uk’, MLIB
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+487 points after 552 votes
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Today, I somehow managed to accidently throw my laptop onto the floor about a metre away, smashing the screen as I did so. I am yet to explain to my parents this was because I didn’t want to drop the scone in my other hand, MLIB
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+335 points after 395 votes
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Today, not having much food in the house, all I ate were crumpets, stuffing, and Cadbury’s chocolate, MLIB
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+255 points after 299 votes
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